Earlier this year I started my Podcast, Geek Responsibly, my website, Geeks & Garters, was updated and I began outlining a novel. Yet, I am now working on building my Twitch Stream! I have hit Twitch Affiliate within my first month!
Though, something that crosses my mind about this new venture is:

Is it too late to become a Twitch Streamer?

From my experience so far, I will go with NO! It is never too late. Some key points on how you can stand out in this bustling, over populated streaming world would be:

  • How do you stand out?
  • Find your niche ( what games do you play?)
  • Work hard
  • Time Management

The internet is endless! There are so many opportunities and many new ways to approach something that seems ‘too hard’ to be successful. Don’t let the fact that Twitch is popular and there is already people doing what you wanted. Also, don’t let your thoughts of not feeling good enough be an excuse to stopping you from living your dreams and passions.

How do you stand out?

This may seem difficult. However, there is a simple answer.

As long as you are creating entertaining and authentic content that is somewhat different to other’s streaming the same games. You Will Stand Out From The Noise!

Honestly, you do not have to recreate content. You can be incredibly successful doing something similar to others -just be yourself! This is the same when authors write books that are similar concepts as others. Though, they write the way they interpret which catches the eye of their followers.

Now I am not saying to go copy everything that another streamer is doing, because they are not you. You can take certain points, techniques or how they play the game and incorporate this within your own. This is a great opportunity to show the followers who you are! Your catchphrases, emotes, badges, sounds, and alerts can all be unique to you and your “theme”.

Similarly, you play Farming Simulator like Empyre. If he is not currently on, who says his audience is not looking for somebody just like you?

Find Your Own Niche

This will be a phrase that you will hear often. If you notice that there are gaps within the Twitch Market you should be looking to fill these gaps! What is the value you bring to viewers?

Are you an incredible painter? Do you love health & wellness? Why not incorporate these into live streams? You can paint and talk about techniques, brushes, and do giveaways.

Build up a community, you could start moving those live streams into YouTube channel which you can start connecting to even more parts of the world. If this continues to grow, who says you cannot write ‘How to’ PDFs and sell them!

There are ways to find your niche:

Who are you?

Just be yourself. Yes, people fake characters just like DrDisrespect, yet that is 100% him acting as his character! Which he has roughly 3million followers. Clearly, he is doing everything to entertain and engage his followers.

Study other’s Stream!

Read, watch, listen to everything that other streamers are doing that are similar to you and your stream. In this case, watch a ridiculous amount of Twitch streamers to understand what ‘niche’ they are working with. See which streamers are standing out on other platforms, such as Twitter, Instagram, YouTube. While you watch, critically dissect what they do and what made their stream funny? What is their branding? What makes them stand out and engage their audience?

Just because there are 127 streamers doing better than you, doesn’t mean there is no room for you to become successful.

Simply put, get ready to work your socks off. Consistency is key. Get a schedule down to stream 3 times a week and 1 day jump into other streamers chat and watch. Yet, don’t work too hard…

Time Management

I understand it is overwhelming thinking of adding a Streaming schedule and dedicating 3 or more days to this platform. It isn’t easy to balance life and adding a side hustle. Time must become something you plan for! I added it to my Google Calendar.

Make sure to give yourself some free time to also relax. Note, if you are willing to drop 5 hours a week into a Netflix binge, that is 5 hours you could have spent creating or improving content…

I hope this helps and gives you a bit more confidence to jump into the Twitch Streaming world. The internet is endless with opportunities. I mean the other day I stumbled upon ASMR. I do not recommend looking into this, though now that I say this I am sure you already clicked out of here and searched for it. It was terrifying and confusing. Yet, seeing the amount of people following these Streamers built my confidence that I could make it with better content I just need to make the time and create the content!

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Harry Potter Sorcers Stone

Today is National Read a damn Book Day!

Potentially added some words to this National Day. Time to celebrate one of my favorite holidays! We can be honest that any day that involves reading or a book is a holiday created for me!

As of late it is difficult to get books in our busy days, turning to Audible is the only way I can really stay in the game! When I was growing up it was so easy to just sit ALL day disappearing into a new land, time, or world all together. One of my all time favorite books was obviously Harry Potter. I was in fifth grade when I stumbled upon the magical world of Potter! I would visit the bookstore frequently with my best friends. We created a tiny book club… No Biggie!

The day was like any other day, we walked into Waldenbooks and started to peruse the shelves and definitely the Teen Section. I know I was young yet I have always been a hopeless romantic! Making me really interested in romantic stories. To this day I watch coming of age/teen series, now more with paranormal nuances.

Picking up Harry Potter and the Sorcer’s Stone

I was heading out of the bookstore as I passed a circular table right at the front, how did I miss this table? I picked up the paperback seeing a boy on the front on a broom. Never hearing the title or seeing this cover I wasn’t sure what it was about or if I would even want to waste my time with this. Like now, I pick a book solely on its cover and then read the synopsis. If it sounds interesting I’ll buy it!

Also, just like tv/movies, it is similar to dating. Once a series ends it is like breaking up. Now you gotta get back out in the “dating” world. “My friends say you are interesting”. On the other spectrum, “It isn’t me it is you, you’re really bad and there was zero depth in your character development. Not even a climax”

Life Changing Series

To continue, everyone has had that book series that impacted them as they were growing up. It is one you could relate to, made you feel like home, and helped you through hardships. The characters were your best friends you had to rush home and dive right into your comfy spot, binging chapter after chapter. I didn’t have Netflix when I was growing up. To be honest, I am very grateful for that.

When the second book for Harry Potter came out I was lucky enough to have my father take me to the midnight launch. It was memorable, not only because I could spend time with my dad yet also I could continue the story I was waiting so patiently for!

Reading is life changing!

What is your favorite book?

What are you currently reading?

What series changed your life or helped you?

Comment below or on social media!




These aren’t your typical maidens in Damsels in Excess #1

When you think of Damsels in Distress you think of ladies who are unable to handle themselves. In Damsels in Excess #1, this is not the case.  In the land of the Five Realms, the existence of men has long since been evaporated from the hearts and minds of women. Princess Bethany–ruler of Evanfar, the largest and most prominent kingdom, finds herself at the center of a vast conspiracy that could not only threaten her kingdom-but also her life!


Vince Hernandez has colorfully constructed the beginning of an intriguing series. This issue is mostly for building the characteristics of what he refers to as the Five. In Damsels in Excess #1, there is the five royalty that we meet. The Damsels are coming together to celebrate the Princess Bethany’s name day. As the story begins, we are brought up to speed on why there isn’t one man within the five realms.

Damsels in Excess #1

Damsels in Excess #1

Each quirky and royal damsel is introduced within this first issue. Allowing us to see how strong and confident some are where others are backstabbers and reminded me of Cersai from Game of Thrones. Reading through the story you will connect with certain Damsels hoping that their stories are happily ever after. Even if there aren’t any “Princes”.

Hernandez gives personalities to these Damsels that many of us can relate to. Also, he adds some cattiness to certain ones that will start creating some rifts throughout this issue. Furthermore, there are certain situations that are placed in this issue that brings unanswered questions between the Five and also potentially small child that is found.


Mirka Andolfo brought the heat on these covers/interiors. To begin with, the cheery colors and scantily clad ladies perked my attention. Though, what won me over was Bethany and her punk rock, gypsy look with badass hair and piercings.  Damsels in Excess #1 brought a brighter outlook for a medieval time and Andolfo helped bring this to life.

Though it was heavily brought to life by colors and the ladies themselves, Simone Di Meo helped shape these ladies with some helpful ink-work.

Final Thoughts

As a result, I was thoroughly impressed and intrigued by this interesting story line. In the beginning, reading that there were not any male characters I had to let go of my usual romantic excitements within stories. Or do I? There are many twists, turns and troubles that appear. I was not to fond of certain characters especially those that you could tell were up to no good.

I must say the past few years have really impressed me with the amount of incredibly powerful, sexy (extremely sexy in some cases), awesome, superhero movies and TV shows that have been created! In 2012, my best friend Van invited me to join him at the release of The Avengers. We both were not sure what was going to come of this movie and if they were going to massacre yet another serious such as Blade: Trinity or in some eyes Batman Forever.  To our surprise we laughed through the whole damn thing and I, as most, fell in love with all of the sexy ass characters. Especially Scarlett Johansson’s character, Black Widow. Duh!

Anxiously anticipating the next Avenger movie, Age of Ultron, we were blessed with many new movies and TV shows that will change the status and level of the word geeks as we know it. Obviously, the movies of the individual avengers is always a treat so let’s jump right into the meat of the whole reason I am writing this blog in the first place. TV.

The same said friend introduced me to this lovely show, Arrow. 

Could life get more perfect than this?

How did I not know of this before? And yes as some of you roll your eyes in total geekery thinking “Gosh, she’s so dumb. Arrow is DC”
K. I know. Yet, this show was a gateway into the true show that has got me smitten! So, it deserves mentioning!

Anywho, We watched roughly 4 episodes in the first night, which is more of a 1/2 marathon for my usual excursions of TV. He had left and I stayed up watching the other 1/2 of the marathon!

I am pretty sure God was thinking “How can I torture all of the geeky women in the world? Ah yes, I will create Stephen Amell..and soon there after I will bring forth Robbie! Take that geeky girls swoon for his loins and luscious smile” Why God seems so creepy is beyond me.

Anywho, that is what happened. That is how Arrow began.

I think…:-D

Holy Crap…Side Note! I was just linking Stephen’s IMDB info on his name just in case anyone was extremely lame and out of the loop to know who this gorgeous god was, come to find out he has been in so many TV shows that I have watched and obviously missed him! New Girl, Degrassi, Vampire Diaries, nonetheless Blue Mountain State that I watched 3 times over because it was cancelled way to early! I have totally lost it. I am re-watching all of these to find him.. not in a creepy way only in a I cannot wait every week to watch one episode of Arrow or Flash to get my Amell fix before the new TMNT 2 comes out.

Whoa. Apologies. ADD kicked in! Okay back on track.

Needless to say there were many other Marvel movies and DC had graced us with IZombie! They have redeemed themselves! Congratulations DC.

Then one night I was sitting on the couch and Brian decided to turn on Jessica Jones. I have no idea who this is and was nervous I would have to deal with watching such a horrible show. Also, the actress, Krysten Ritter, is in Don’t trust the B in apartment 13 though I didn’t think she could pull off a role such as this one.

First episode was…eh.

Then the second episode had begun and there it was! Her apartment, her dark past, her incredible witty & sarcastic personality. Who is this adorable superhero? I must finish this first season. I must find out who KilGrave is! This is the best friggin show. I laughed, freaked out, and could not wait for the next episode!

You seriously must go watch this TV show. It is on Netflix and it is epic. There are parts that are a bit cheesy. Yet, they did such an incredible job on it. LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!


Social Media is an amazing tool, but it’s really the face-to-face interaction that makes a long-term impact. -Felicia Day

As you may already know, Felicia Day is the Queen of Geeks. She has been an inspiration to myself and geek girls everywhere! I have  hidden my geekiness for awhile, due to a destructive and extremely manipulating relationship. I am very happy to say that I am starting to open up again to the world on how amazing it is to be yourself.

Never mold yourself into what you believe is appropriate, appreciated or accepted by others.

I play video games, I read books, I have weird @$$ conversations, and sometimes I like to talk like the cowardly lion or impersonate Sarah Palin. This goes over well in large groups!

I am very awkward…actually people are very awkward and I can respect that. I realize they are just like me. So, let your freak flag fly bitches and raise whatever you want to the sky!

On to the real topic at hand. I had the opportunity to become a full on geek the other day! A month ago a friend of mine messaged me saying that Felicia Day herself was coming to Tempe, AZ! That is my backyard! Usually, at a moment of this magnitude I say how much I want to go though deep down I know I will not due to being embarrassed, anxious, nervous or scared. (Some of you can relate to this).

Yet, this is Felicia Day we are talking about here!

If I don’t go I will disown myself! My life would be a complete waste. Naturally, I purchased her book which guaranteed me a spot at the book signing! I put it in my calendar. I told everyone and posted it on my facebookWell, now I have to go!

Felicia Day

The weekend before the book signing sh!t started to get real! Oh my gosh… I will be going to a book signing! I will be going to a book signing of Felicia Day’s! WHAT AM I DOING? WHAT IF I MAKE AN ASS OUT OF MYSELF?! I WILL MAKE AN ASS OUT OF MYSELF! At the time, I tell my now ex-boyfriend I was going. (This is another thing I never did because he would make me feel horrible for doing things for myself. As I stated before it was a horrendous relationship). He told me I was a geek… You know what? Yeah, I am!

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The day arrives, Monday August 17th…

I go to work. My insides are tight all morning. My friends message me and see that I am going. I see that there are roughly 500 people signed up on Facebook alone. What if i do not get to see her? No signing, No picture, I don’t get to see her smile… My heart races throughout the rest of the work day.

Finally, work was over. I drive…speed to my house. I sit in my closet looking for an outfit that will complement me the best yet not scream “I AM OBSESSED WITH YOU”. Am I already passed that point? Who cares. Anywho, I then sit in the bathroom.  Indian style it on my sink counter and apply my makeup. From concealer, blush, eye shadow, eye lashes I then began my hair. I decided to curl it. I felt safe. As I was getting myself ready my friends were messaging me asking when I would head over there.

I pulled into the parking lot and wanted to puke!
I pulled into the parking lot and wanted to puke!

Great news was that the book store decided to begin the signing early. My friend and I were in line and I could see her! At this moment, I could tell that I started to sweat. Finally, I was going to meet her. Since I wasn’t next I thought about running. No one would notice. While I contemplated we inched closer and closer to her table.

As a result, I was next. 

I walked towards her, smiling from ear to ear. She spoke to me! “I love your hair! You remind me of Jenna Marbles. You look like her” I lost it. I love Jenna Marbles and Felicia Day is even cooler than I thought! I couldn’t even talk. We got our picture taken and I was shifted to the side to wait for my friend to talk to her next.


Felicia Day Book Tour

That was the greatest experience of my life! Looking back at it now I wish I didn’t become startstruck. I wish I would have talk to her about the 1,000 topics I had in my head before I got in front of her. Yet, it was still something I did and survived. Anxiety and all!

Who is someone you saw and became star struck?


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A camera is a save button for the mind’s eye 

I began my journey within photography three years ago. Needing an outlet for my creative side it fulfilled just that. Loving the experience as well as the final product photography is a process that will always be apart of my life. When Jodi Lynn of Photography by Jodi Lynnpresented this incredible opportunity to become an Intern at Le Boudoir Studio, I jumped right in!

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams

What brought me to enjoy photography?

Photography was something I have had immense passion for since High School. I received my first digital camera in 2009 and annoyed everyone with taking their pictures and took pictures of everything around me.

Boudoir has definitely been the one that has caught my attention. Even when I was younger I admired all of the beautiful women, the makeup, the outfits, the poses.

Who doesn’t want to feel like an Angel in the Centerfold?


It tells such a gorgeous story through the eyes. The way someone can be captured with not only outer beauty yet also inner. My favorite person, whom I’d watch movies as well as look at her photos, is Marilyn Monroe. No matter, what she could catch anyone’s eye and tell a story through her own!

I will continue to practice photography and better my skills. I cannot wait to continue sharing with you the incredible things I capture.

You should check out some of my other posts such as Felicia Day Book Tour! Enjoy!


Oh, I’m not gonna kill you… I’m just gonna hurt you really, really bad. -Joker


Suicide Squad came out a couple weeks ago which, as we all anticipated, had mixed feelings between fans and critics.  First of all, fans have ridiculed DC movies even before they hit the box office. This one is no different.

My amazing fiance came back from the Tampa Bay comic con and decided to treat me to dinner and a movie at the Tempe Marketplace Cine Capri! Jeremy and I are both nerds. We finished the most recent season of Gotham because of this Suicide Squad seemed to be the most practical option for us to see. I had already heard, months in advance, the critical comments everyone had about this movie and how they knew DC would fail again. Consequently, I was going in with zero expectations, I knew I would most likely enjoy the movie for what it was intended….entertainment?

I can’t wait to show you my toys. -Joker

Due to a weak script, harsh character building, besides Deadshot (Will Smith is a complete badass), and poor editing in general, Suicide Squad was definitely entertaining. Let’s scale it back to the Avengers. IronMan had 2 movies under his suit already. Captain America and Thor had one. They already had substance built within their characters for the Avengers. Marvel has more of a light-hearted airy feel to its stories. It came out and set a huge goal for others. Unfortunately, DC keeps trying to mold itself into this same genre.

Come on DC! Your stories are dark. Keep them that way! It is called *niching 

As a result, the pretty bad acting, poor character development, and now just wanting a movie strictly about Deadshot, there were a couple things okay with Suicide Squad.

Here it goes!

  1. Ms. Harley Quinn. Considering every guy and girl in the world are huge Harley fans now for some reason, Margot Robbie sure was successful at breathing some fresh life into the coveted character created by Paul Dini. Margot does Ms. Quinn justice by portraying her just as batshit crazy and wild as she is within the comics. Quinn is powered by witty remarks and a few emotional breakdowns. This allows her to be a better highlight of the movie.
  2. Cameos. The trailer shows a cameo with Batman. The Flash cameo was definitely unexpected.
  3. Soundtrack. This soundtrack was upbeat and assembled for the Squad. By the way, it is currently sitting at the #1 spot in the iTunes store. Each character had their own song.
  4. Alex Ross Reference. Some may have not caught this terrific reference to Alex Ross’s coveted Tango painting of the Joker & Harley. It is brief, yet seeing Robbie’s Harley don the original jester outfit was outstanding, to say the least:)

So, It was a pretty entertaining movie, to say the least. I am not saying to not go to this movie. I highly recommend going! Stop following the masses this is a great way to make your own mind up on something. ?  What? Can we think for ourselves? *Mind Blown*

Make sure to check out some of my other posts related to this blog such as Marvel Madness!



Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. -Albus Dumbledore

It is finally here! I have been waiting for JK Rowling to continue the series that had filled and shaped my childhood. The continuation of this story grows with the characters and also us as readers.

Harry Potter is back!

This book came out when I was in fifth grade. I remember, back in Sheboygan, WI, having my parents drop me off at the Walden Bookstore. There, I had met some friends from school and we were picking out the next book for our “book club”. We were walking to the register when it had caught my eye. What was this? A boy on a broomstick!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J.K. Rowling

When I read the back of the book, it had created excitement and wonder. I begged for us to read this one instead of the utter crap we probably picked out. And so I traveled home with a book that would forever change my life!:)

Now, my fellow wizard mate is back!

The eighth Harry Potter story is finally out. Though it is not a novel, it is a rehearsal script for an actual play that has opened in the Palace Theatre in London’s West End. It has been said that a regular script will be released later this year. *Squeel*

The book has upset, confused and disappointed many people. It is just a small part of a whole experience that Rowling is envisioning. Even though it does not feel connected with the glorious story that Rowling created within the last seven books, it does, however, provide an interesting sight into what adventures Harry and his mates will unravel in the future.

Honestly, I cannot wait to finish my copy. It is intriguing to see how much I truly missed this story.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

-Albus Dumbledore

Terrorism, our country turning on itself, and violence is everywhere we turn. Yet, it is empowering to see that we are still able to be dreamers, wishers, and adventure seekers (pun-intended) through the pages of our favorite books.

If you have yet to get a copy of this book, wait for no further click on one of the links below:) ACCIO POTTER!




By Jenna Clark

Alright, 2015 is over… Thank heavens!

Not only can we start fresh and new within our own lives, yet the movie directors and producers can try to entertain us with the most glorious films of the year!

Let’s begin with the most obvious. It has been all over facebook, websites, and tons of geeky magazines. That’s correct! Batman vs Superman

Superman and Batman have had many movies that have had ups and downs. Yet never have they been seen on the big screen simultaneously. This film will be the very first to feature both and the very first to feature The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg and Wonder Women. If this ends up working this will be the first, for me, that DC has a decent movie. It could be the beginning of many Justice League movies to come as well!

In other news, I am excited about this DC movie, Suicide Squad!!!  There has been a lot of info released and rumors in regards to this bad boy. Some info that we have seen is wonderful yet a lot of rumors are circling… Yet, the trailer out right now is beautifully put together. It makes me excited to see what the movie has in store for the Task Force X! We are ready for August 5th, 2016 to come already!

Good Luck to you DC!

Now with that out of the way let us get into the real badasses of 2016.

I cannot wait! Recently, through the trailers during Star Wars TFA, there was a trailer for Captain America: Civil War.  Holy Shit! This was non stop adrenaline and quite beautifully shot. It will be the newest Avengers movie to hit. Unfortunately, it will be a bittersweet movie for most. Especially myself. Why?

“Well, glad you asked.”

To begin, this is to go along with the comic books, the Avengers become divided into two opposing factions and after extensive collateral damage prompts the politicians to pass an act regulating superhuman activity. The last Avengers movie we felt a bit of the tension to set up for this movie. Hold on until May 6, 2016

Which brings me to another trailer during Star Wars TFA, X-Men: Apocalypse. I feel bad for saying this yet maybe just a couple weeks ago I had watched X-Men: Days of future past for the first time. Though seeing this trailer was powerful! The story focuses on the return of the first and most powerful mutant, Apocalypse. This guy is a complete badass.

Disillusioned with the modern world, he recruits a team of powerful mutants to destructively clear humanity from the world… Did we mention he can control any mutant? We will find out May 27, 2016!

The Marvel Universe continues!

Gambit. This is one that I have recently found out about and was not aware of its making. I was looking up Channing Tatum on and noticed that he, of all people, will be staring in Gambit. So I researched some more. Obviously, Gambit is an old childhood love in X-Men. Who doesn’t love his explosive card tricks, the use of kinetic energy, and Cajun accent? Well through my attempts I could not find much information on this movie. All I can tell you is that it will be out October 7, 2016. Sorry Geeks and Gals…

To Doctor Strange. I have many friends in love with this comic, again published by Marvel. Bringing this sexy character down is none other than Benedict Cumberbatch! He is going to be having a huge year coming up and we are all excited to see him playing the role of this enchanting Doctor. The general plot here is that Stephen Strange, the world’s top neurosurgeon, is injured in a car accident. This ruins his career but sets him on a journey of healing. We do love those. Nov 4, 2016

Last but not least within the Marvel epicness is my one and only movie I am so excited to be seeing!

That is correct Deadpool! I am looking forward to this masterpiece. Not only is Deadpool an interesting character to say the least. They decided to ask Ryan Reynolds to play this uncanny questionable superhero. It is one of the most highly anticipated movies for this year. Wade Wilson is diagnosed with a butt load of cancer. In order to give him a chance to live he is experimented on and in return is hunting down the man who nearly destroyed his life. It still incorporates the dark humor that you comic lovers yearn for! Feb. 12, 2016

Truly this will be another outstanding year for Marvel and all of the followers!

Turning our attention to one I will be interested in seeing. It took a while but World of Warcraft finally is transformed into a movie! This video game is a family staple… No, I am kidding though it is quite well known. There are books as well and it is set in none other than Azeroth. The plot will focus on the origin of the story. This was where the orcs and humans have their first encounter. The trailer was well done and the Orcs look epic to say the least. We will be looking forward to this film on June 10, 2016.

Zoolander 2 Just a completely ridiculous movie from the trailer and obviously from what we remember from the first movie! Derek Zoolander and Hansel McDonald are back! They are now recruited by Interpol to infiltrate the new world of high fashion. In the trailer, they have some great cameos too. Unfortunately, it comes out Feb 12, 2016, so I will be seeing Deadpool!

Lastly, we come to Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Star Wars TFA was the first of many to start gracing our big screens. Very similar to what they have done with The Avengers.

Rogue One is the first film in the Star Wars Anthology, a collection of stand-alone stories set in the universe. The story is set in between events of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and Episode IV: A New Hope. From what it sounds like a bunch of rebel fighters team up to take down some plans for a horrible creation, the Death Star! This one will not disappoint and cannot wait for it to come out Dec 16, 2016.

I know that there are and will be so many more classics coming our way though this is the beginning line up of my geeky 2016!




By Jenna Clark

Check out my Vault!

Build the Perfect Vault, Keep your Dwellers happy in Fallout Shelter!

Good grief! Talk about third ones a charm! Have you ever wanted to have full control and domination over a colony undergroud? Well in Fallout Shelter, you can have just that. Unfortunately, there is more skill needed to be had in this game to make it go smoothly.

Onto the first Vault I created, Vault 536, this was a complete mess! I expanded way to quickly and in no time all of my dwellers were suicidal and my shelter was slowly dwindling. At this moment i realized that I am the Vault leader, which in return, pretty much means I am God. So…

Delete Vault 536 and create Vault 245!

Woo hoo! Success!

“No…No… He wasn’t ready!”

Taking my time, I begin slowly following the prompts. I quickly loose caps from expanding, though resources at this time were plentiful. Then BOOM! Now, I’m low in food… what? I throw every chick in the diner screaming….

“get in the kitchen women make me a sandwich ”

Obviously, they weren’t having my sexist remarks because food was then down to nothing. Ugh! Work with me dwellers! I tried two days to figure out what to do to save yet another Vault. That is when brilliant idea number 2 came rushing into my head as I was pulling into the parking lot of Burger21.

Fantasizing of their sweet potato fries. Duh!

Through devouring my cheesy burger, no onions on a gluten free bun and sweet potato fries dipped in toasted marshmallow sauce, I began the EPITOME of Vaults! I built rooms, placed dwellers and collected lunchboxes with such precision! This is the Vault of Vaults!

Taking a look back, in my previous games I was so concerned of the dwellers outside. Yet, now I just realize my Vault is the one people cross the wastelands to be in and we dont accept ANY #DNB! (Thank you @rondarousey)

I have not expanded.  I am collecting resources, caps, and making sure baby making is successful so that the Vault isn’t run by a bunch of morons!

All in all, my loss of two Vaults is my gain for the domination of lands.

That being said, I do not feel as bad for the total destruction and masses being lost. They martyred to create and shape the future! They are heros! They will not be forgotten!

Thank you Vault 536 and Vault 245. It is because of you and your bravery that Vault 666 now has a chance!

RIP ???